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What other food could possibly provides such a bright ray of sunshine on this, the most \"meh\" day of the week? Sometimes, a perfect taco is the only thing between ennui and \"wheeee!\" But why limit this cheezy savory crunchy festival to Tuesdays? What if you want that pick-me-up on Manicotti Monday or Trout Thursday? This Taco is big enough for cuddles seven days a week, no matter what's on the menu board! 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